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By Gad
July 15, 2014 in Humour

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Posted July 15, 2014

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my effening advice, she'll ask me for it."

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