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    A scottish man stumbles out of a pub and starts to walk home wearing his kilt with pride when he falls over and passes out in a park, later on 2 old women walking along see the man in the park and walk over to see that he is not dead, when they find him sleeping one says to other before we go we should what scottish men really have on under the kilt? so she lifts his kilt to find out it really is nothing! giggling the other says lets do something that will make him think twice about getting so drunk so she pulls a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his old fella and they walk off into the sun rise having a giggle about what they have done. a couple of hours later the scottsman wakes and familarises himself with where he is and gets up walks to a tree to take a leak. when he lifts his kilt he sees the ribbon wrapped on the old fella, he stops looks at it and says to his wanger " i dont know where ya been or what ya did but you won first place well done!!! "
  2. hahahah yes she is being fixed brian! and i hope she isnt responsible for the edge work i just put new turf down out the front lol
  3. pickin up my new fishing companion tonight, she comes from a long blood line of show champs and is currently 10 weeks old .
  4. nice looking pup you got brian! may she fart as well as eric! lol
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    ellicat wrote: What a cracker !! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Made my day...thanks ! another funny one is got to you tube and search for a movie called "charlie the drunk guinea pig"
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    the drop in number of suicide bombings has been put down to susan boyle. Now muslims know what a virgin looks like they're not so fucking keen on going to paradise!
  7. jeez it bit you and you didnt even get to eat it! i woulda been massively pissed lol still good ya had some fun with the family cause thats really what its all about.
  8. yeah alittle bit of thanks goes a long way, also maybe when taking on a deckie let them know before hand that you would like to go halves in the fuel bill etc. some skipps dont ask as they are heading out anyway with or with out a deckie so dont ask for fuel cash and some do. i think so this sorta thread doesnt reappear sometimes the skipper may have to be abit more blunt about things. e.g. i recently went deckie with benno on the weekend, we discussed splitting the fuel bill and also me and the other deckie brought lunch with to feed all of us. we had a ball and everyone was on the same line as to what was required for a awesome trip out. i think this is good specialy when taking some of the young guys out who are still @ school etc and may not have any coin. where when you advertise the deckie spot and say , looking to split bill bait cost etc everyones on the same line and embarassing situations like this are avoided. i know some are thinking this shouldnt be needed to be put down but hey its not a perfect world and people have diffrent idea's on whats right to do in these situations
  9. buy a new gixxer thou! sexy as and haul ass!
  10. if you want a bike by a fast one not a unrealiable slow cock extension! (harley davidson)
  11. heidii wrote: Yeh I got my partner with me, I'd be too scared by myself! Most times we dont stay out to late cos we have come close to being attacked at night by people!..will have to keep a knife with us now carefull pullin a knife hey as it can turn to shit quite quickly. its better to move on and prevent gettin stuck in the shit then hanging round trying to fight it out. a quick call to the cops normaly gets things moving quickly specially if you mention your a woman being harrased by a group of males.
  12. yeah mate should becarefull hey i dont want to come across sexist or anything but you should have someone with you hey.
  13. yeah i thought that was one of your spots, the smokers balcony out back looks over it, was watching the action till it was too dark. the mrs wasnt happy as i left her sitting inside on her own and missed the first 20 mins of the show lol
  14. went to draculas not long ago for a christmas party and the water behind there had a fair bit of surface action.
  15. yep got all the stuff and a butane soldering iron with heat nozzel as well for the wiring job. only thing is im screwed for weekends till the christmas break.
  16. when you doin it i gota see this lol i got some stands you can use for the trailer and trolley jack and few other toys to make it a bit more easy job if ya need
  17. this is my cat Kayla, as you can she likes AFO as much as me! [img size=500]http://www.australianfishing.com.au/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/kayla_watchin_computer_AFO.jpg
  18. okay im sheltered in fish species can some one tell me what a grinner is where you get etc any photos would be good to cheers
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    the sleeper project.

    1980 KE55 corolla - the project from taking it from grandma spec to grandma looks with proformance of a speed demon!
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    land based fishing

    shots from diffrent land based spots
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    kriso's fishin pics!

    mix of shots i have got over the years
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