Morris dancers.

[rayke1938]

Seeing that I am going to be forced to watch several hours of the cr@p and by popular request ( Well Maxi did ask :blush: ) I thought that I would inflict this popular english pastime on you.

It could be described as a group of drunken ( You would have to be drunk to make such a fool of yourself)people dressed in funny clothes banging sticks on the ground and trying to trip each other.

It is fairly popular often watched by groups of up to 8 people who are also drunk and are unable to run away.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ytMspgJ5A.

Cheers

Ray

[Feral]

Well that's 2 minutes I'll never get back!

I'll have to go fishing and send you some photo's! In fact I think its all of our Duties to go fishing on the weekend and send photo's to Ray, its the least we can do to help him through his difficult time!

[faulked]

i truly wish i could aid you in your dastardly plans of revenge now that ray has reawakened my childhood nightmares but alas no camera on my phone :blush:

jason

[Rocket75]

OK Ray, here's the plan.

Mug one dancer prior to the show, steal his outfit and stick, then when the music begins, just start belting them...now that I'd pay to watch

[Feral]

oh God Rocket, do you know how long its gunna take me to drive to Esk to make bail now?.......

[Rocket75]

I'll come with and go ya halves

[Gad]

my sympathies Ray,

that dancing certainly made the white arrow on the road look exciting :side:

[MoparKevUk]

I'm an ex Morris Dancer. 20yrs of sex, drugs & Rock n' Roll with groupies throughout Europe. Far more decadent mentalness went on than when I was playing in punk bands back in the early 80's. We corrupted the sacred Morris Dance somewhat and ended up the darlings of the media for a while with about 20 tv appearances, European tours, £1000 1 night bookings, supported Spinal Tap at the Albert Hall, appeared in Calendar Girls movie (near the start, in case you don't want to watch the whole thing!) We were the only Morris team in England turning over more that £10K a year, which pays for a whole lot of piss!

Here's one; (That is me being interviewed (not the hairy one)
/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5zKS5-wUM

And here's another; (looking rather fat in a codpiece, and another interview.)
/>http://www.youtube.com/user/royallib#play/all/uploads-all/0/AcjS9L0VuAQ

While I've got your attention here I am blowing up a dishwasher.....
/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lNTzL9uiB0

And, Ray, if you get a chance to see the FezHeads, say Hi to them from Antfood. Speak to the tall lanky unwashed long haired one called Arthur.

[kreel]

With all that culture behind you Kev I'm surprised you left it to come to the colonies. :cheer:

Where you growing out your hair from a military career - I noticed the bald back and sides and naturally assumed you had spent time in the forces.

[Feral]

What can I say Kev, I'm not surprised?

Now that you have single handedly improved Morris dancing out of sight!, - Can you do anything to make cricket interesting to watch?

[faulked]

that was undeniably the best morris dancing ive ever seen have you thought about reality tv

[rayke1938]

Kev absolutely brilliant and the pipes really made it.

Cheers

Ray

[Davo_Dinkum]

speechless

kev u are a nutter

too funny

entertaining too

[Rocket75]

a celebrity in our midst! I can't believe that bloody border patrol and immigration let a morris dancing punk in the country

[Davo_Dinkum]

Rocket75 wrote:

a celebrity in our midst! I can't believe that bloody border patrol and immigration let a morris dancing punk in the country

yeah they let any1 in these days lol

[MoparKevUk]

Had to get away from all the screaming groupies camped outside me house......Honest!!

[Travis]

LMAO funny sh!t