haha

[fishingnut]

'If women are so perfect at multi -tasking , how come they can't

have a headache and sex at the same time?'

[Travis]

no no youve got it all wrong, theyre good at making blokes multi task :laugh: :laugh:

[AZZA]

A mother and daughter are having breakfast before school and the daughter asks her mum how old she is. The mother replies in a rather uptight tone that a lady never revieles her age.

After a few minutes the daughter asks her mum the reason why her and dad got divorced to which the mother replies sternly that is bussiness between a husband and wife not for little girls to know.

The daughter gos off to school and a lunch time has a deep and meaningfull with her friend about the mornings questions. Her friend tells her to get her mums drivers licence as it contains every thing you need to know about a person. When the daughter gets home she finds mums licence and checks it out.

So that night over tea the girl pipes up and says I know that you are 34 years old. Her mum is taken back and asks how do you know that and the girl tells her that she looked at her licence and that she knows why dad had left her.

Mum asks how would know that from my licence.

Easy says on your licence that you got an F for sex