Irish Coffee

[Gad]

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her

physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's

libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the

doctor?

'Not a chance', she said. 'He

won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor.

'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into

his coffee, he won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me

know how things went.'

A week later when she called the doctor, who

directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,

bejaysus and begorrah!

T'was horrid!... Just terrible,

doctor!'

'Really? .......What happened?' asked

the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it

in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his

eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and

tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters

and took me then and there passionately on the

tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute

nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,

'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't

good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!

But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never

be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!

[Jason1978]

bahahahahahahahahah :laugh: