bootyinblue Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 The Fishing Trip Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing Trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time Because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name Calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up Camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground With a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire Glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied. Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair With a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' Lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'." "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see Through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to The bed and you can do whatever you want'..... So, Here I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dassa Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Booty thats a classic, but maybe he should of tired her up left her tired up then went on his merry way :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff f Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 dassa wrote: Booty thats a classic, but maybe he should of tired her up left her tired up then went on his merry way :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i think that was the whole point if the joke dassa :silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dassa Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 SEE what happens when you don't read things propa haha :ohmy: :ohmy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davo_Dinkum Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 i like it . a lot . i have the same name too . hopefully this will happen to me . then we can call it a true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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