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A man was riding his Harley along a Californian beach when suddenly the sky clouded over his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Heavenly Father,build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that undertaking; the supports required for reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how can we make women truly happy ?"

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

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