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Note to Shortie: Any man that has a First Aid kit that well prepared is asking for trouble.

I've been in Burrum Heads for the week and out of mobile range. Someone managed to get a call through telling tBox that it was Constable XXxxXx from the XXxxx Police station looking for Mr Phillips.. line cuts out - he tries again, line cuts out, by which time we were quite worried and ready to pack up and shoot back home to find out what catastrophe had occurred. I couldn't get reception in the house so I moved to the middle of the street where the reception was better and found out Constable XXxxXx was actually Shortie Zipper-Butt. Asking me if his butt looks big with stitches in it -

YES SHORTIE, YOUR BUTT LOOKS BIG.

Now I know the entire story and am wondering why eCat didn't sew up the other end while he had the chance?

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