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SEASONS GREETINGS TO ONE & ALL


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MONEYS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD,SO…

HERE`S YOUR FRIGGING CHRISTMAS CARD

T`was the night before Christmas

And all through the house

Everybody felt shitty

Even The Mouse

Mom at the whorehouse

And Dad smoking grass

I`d just settled down

For a nice piece of Ass

When out on the lawn

I heard such a clatter

I sprung from my piece

To see what was the matter

Then out on the lawn

I saw a big prick

I knew in a moment

It must be St.Nick

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of Hell

I knew in a moment

The prick must have fell

He filled all our stockings

With pretzels and beer

He even left something

For my brother who`s Queer

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous fart

The great big prick

Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight

Pee on you all

And have a hell of a night

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