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I was fishing with a Kiwi last night and he told me a funny story that is worth sharing,

His sister who is still in NZ has an austic 16 year old, he is like a little kid but about 100 kilo. He loves Lord of the rings and his pleasures in life evolve around those sort of mystical things.

She was starting to teach him independance and had sent him on a few successful return bus trips by himself.

Recently he arrived home after such a trip, come throught the front door and had scracthes all over his arms and face. She asked what happened and he told her he had caught a dwarf from lord of the rings. She questioned him and said theres no such thing. He replied that it was locked in the gararge and he was keeping it as a pet. So they head out to the garage and on approach she could hear yelling, she opened the door and there was a real life dwarf (little Person) inside going off his nut. Her son had seen him on the way home from the bus, captured him and bought him home and the scratches were a result of the little person trying to get away.

She was very appologetic and tried to explain the situation however the police were called and the boy was charged with a list of felonies and is going to court. Her solicitor is confident that he will just get a smack on thr wrist.

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