Aussie Evolution.

[rayke1938]

Subject: THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION

In the beginning God created day and night.

He created day for footy matches,

going to the beach.....

And BBQ's.......

He created night for going prawning,sleeping

and BBQ's,

On the Second Day, God created water....

for surfing, swimming > >

and BBQ's on the beach,

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer

and wood for BBQs,

On the Fourth Day God created animals

and crustaceans for chops, sausages,

steak and prawns for BBQ's

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and

God Saw that it was good .. ..

Well.... Almost good.....

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.....

It was Bloody Awesome!

[bommie2]

Sending to peta

[big al]

spot on there ray al

[Old Scaley]

Does this mean Mrs Ray is not an AFO member

[rayke1938]

Does this mean Mrs Ray is not an AFO member

How did you guess?

Cheers

Ray