Another one from Dino

[rayke1938]

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid

problem?'

2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized

that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive

me.

3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go

swimming.

4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on

with my real ladder.

5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered

French Toast during the Renaissance.

6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists

are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one

day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but

names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and

stones all the way.

8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he

got thrown out of the fire brigade.

10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said

'Are you going to help ?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give

the wrong answers.

13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither!

14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they

don't understand, such as working for a living.

15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've

forgotten this before.

Cheers

Ray

[Fisher_90]

Bahahahahaha they are hilarious Karma to u.

[reef_raider]

there was a few good ones in there lol

[Fisher_90]

I like the praying for the bike and the mother inlaw one lol

[brisbane_boy]

LOL ahahahahaha they real funny ones there ray where do u get these from

cheers buddah

[Dan23]

Sorry to steal your thunder Ray but I remembered a joke today.

A man's wife gives birth to their first child. The doctor hands the baby to the new father. As he looks down at his new son the infant pokes its finger into his father's eye.

\"that's for the last 9 months\" the baby thinks to itself....

[MichaelJ]

lol some of them are funny as

[MichaelJ]

my fav 1 is no 3