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For some reason I cant open the old "funnies" thread :( So I'm kicking of a new one....... A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan. Jayson
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Now I don’t know about you guys (and gals) but I found this one funny.
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If you boil a funny bone You get a laughing stock. Humerus isn't it.
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3 men died on Christmas eve , when they arrived at the pearly gates st Peter said , unless you can hand me something to do with Christmas your not coming in . First man hands st Peter a star and is let through , second man hands st Peter a candy cane and is also let through, the third man hands st Peter women's underwear and st Peter stops him and says they haven't got anything to do with Christmas, the third man replies their Carols.
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Just got this doc off the web, originally on Facebook. Funny.docx
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Hi I was wondering if @Daryl McPhee could adopt me so I can catch half as many fish as his children
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Hey all Look closely. You might notice something is not right... Cheers Hamish
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Caught this strange fish awhile back. Did NOT do catch and release this time.
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Was just looking at the BOM for the Moreton Bay forecast for the following week. Then an idea came to me. Instead of having to scroll through 15-20 knots, seas over a metre etc they should précis it: Monday: **** turning to oh ****. Tuesday: the normal **** Wednesday: a little **** followed by a bigger **** etc etc
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Some on here may remember around 2010 whilst Barra fishing at Lake Monduran, I got a monster birdsnest on my baitcaster. I said at the time that "I wasn't going to let a piece of string beat me" ! I have intermittently tried to detangle the b$^&tard of a thing without succes. Well, today it won. I have thrown it out. Good riddance.
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Anyone keen to come to Florida with me? I found a great charter to go on .......... http://www.fishingworld.com.au/news/drunk-charter-captain-holds-clients-hostage-at-sea?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter - 6619&utm_content=Newsletter - 6619+CID_5257e3682c990c7006699576c025330b&utm_source=Email marketing software&utm_term=a fishing charter captain has reportedly threatened and held his clients hostage
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