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  1. Funnies 2

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    A scottish man stumbles out of a pub and starts to walk home wearing his kilt with pride when he falls over and passes out in a park, later on 2 old women walking along see the man in the park and walk over to see that he is not dead, when they find him sleeping one says to other before we go we should what scottish men really have on under the kilt? so she lifts his kilt to find out it really is nothing!

    giggling the other says lets do something that will make him think twice about getting so drunk so she pulls a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his old fella and they walk off into the sun rise having a giggle about what they have done.

    a couple of hours later the scottsman wakes and familarises himself with where he is and gets up walks to a tree to take a leak.

    when he lifts his kilt he sees the ribbon wrapped on the old fella, he stops looks at it and says to his wanger " i dont know where ya been or what ya did but you won first place well done!!! "

  5. Funnies 2

    in Humour

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    ellicat wrote:

    ccroke wrote:
    A video i just saw on youtube of a kayak fisherman getting attacked by a goose.


    />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cV4FCwtTEo

    What a cracker !! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Made my day...thanks !

    another funny one is got to you tube and search for a movie called "charlie the drunk guinea pig"

  9. Advice to deckies spots

    in Boating

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    yeah alittle bit of thanks goes a long way, also maybe when taking on a deckie let them know before hand that you would like to go halves in the fuel bill etc. some skipps dont ask as they are heading out anyway with or with out a deckie so dont ask for fuel cash and some do. i think so this sorta thread doesnt reappear sometimes the skipper may have to be abit more blunt about things. e.g. i recently went deckie with benno on the weekend, we discussed splitting the fuel bill and also me and the other deckie brought lunch with to feed all of us. we had a ball and everyone was on the same line as to what was required for a awesome trip out. i think this is good specialy when taking some of the young guys out who are still @ school etc and may not have any coin. where when you advertise the deckie spot and say , looking to split bill bait cost etc everyones on the same line and embarassing situations like this are avoided. i know some are thinking this shouldnt be needed to be put down but hey its not a perfect world and people have diffrent idea's on whats right to do in these situations

  12. Council chambers

    in Saltwater

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    heidii wrote:

    kriso wrote:
    yeah mate should becarefull hey i dont want to come across sexist or anything but you should have someone with you hey.

    Yeh I got my partner with me, I'd be too scared by myself! Most times we dont stay out to late cos we have come close to being attacked at night by people!..will have to keep a knife with us now

    carefull pullin a knife hey as it can turn to shit quite quickly. its better to move on and prevent gettin stuck in the shit then hanging round trying to fight it out. a quick call to the cops normaly gets things moving quickly specially if you mention your a woman being harrased by a group of males.

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