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1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2 What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
8. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
9. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.
11. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Council workers?
100 people that don't do dyck.
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