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  1. A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

  2. Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

  3. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

  4. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.†The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?†The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?†said the barber. “That kid never learns!†Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?†The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!â€

  5. I dont have a dog at the moment, my wife has never owned one, bet we've always had German Sheps or English Mastiffs, My grandfather trained airforce Shepheds through and after the second world war and I'd love to get another one when my girls are a little bit bigger..

    Something like this...

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  6. Here you go mate, some mystery GPS marks for you.. illuka and yamba area..

    Let me know what you think..

    29.29.574 153.25.501

    29. 30.778 153.24.434

    29.34.037 153.23.328

    These off sandon, have caught good fish here,

    29.42.000 153.23.800

    29.42.800 153.20.850

    and here are the good ones... there are a few good mackeral marks. These arnt secret spots, most blokes down there would know them

    south of Clarence 29.29.574, 153.25.501

    south of Clarence 29.30.778, 153.24.434

    south of Clarence 29.34.037, 153.23.328

    North of Clarence 29.18.041, 153.27.048

    North of Clarence 29.19.040, 153.28.020

    Black Head 28 51 670 153 36 570

    32 fathoms 28 54 965 153 40 825

    Ballina 42 fathoms South 28 55 327 153 46 283

    Mckerel grounds, 20 m 28 56 700 153 32 820

    Ballina 42 fathoms South 28 56 945 153 46 345

    North Riordans 10 m 28 58 260 153 31 487

    Ballina 42 fathoms South 28 59 613 153 39 825

    South Riordans 29 00 400 153 30 152

    Yamba canyon Far north coast 29 29 100 153 47 600

    Yamba canyon Far north coast 29 29 425 153 49 025

    That should get you going mate.

    Brad

  7. I am a boat owner and often take people out, guys from work, mates ect. Rather than giving people an itemised bill at the end of the trip why cant deckies just know if your going out on someones boat offer three things, a few bucks for fuel, a roast chook and bread rolls, and a hand to clean up (understanding if your going offshore it may cost more) but hey if you were going offshore anyway then whats the big deal. Lets just get back to common courtesy, like when people used to leave a tall beer in your pot if they pinched your crabs, now they just cut the floats off sometimes I doubt they even check the pots. Lets not become winging old farts and be grateful we have a boat and can show soeone who doesnt a good time. There are pleanty of good blokes on this website, and its your boat, so if you meet someone you dont like, dont take em again.. simple as that

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