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max pwr

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  1. Pulled this from one of my favourite sites..........

    At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

    When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

    The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, “Make mine a VB."

    To which the boss of XXXX rejoined, "I'll have a XXXX, the King of Beers."

    And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."

    The General Manager of Coopers paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

    The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.

    "Well,†he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

  2. I used to live in Hannam St and I'm pretty sure I've pulled jacks out of the same creek as in your pictures but never seen any barra there. I really miss the fishing in cairns, catch jacks up there like bream in brisbane. I used to walk along the trainline next to the dump and fish the estuaries, seen crocs and hooked a few barra in there but never landed a barra in my life.

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