davopac

Right at the end of the tidal influence there.
I would like to have an exemption to allow bow fishing carp and tilapia. Would be much less frustrating.

Only a Farm Kid...

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...


"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says,

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.



Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?


I'm awfully cold'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'

'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.'



After a moment of silence, .........................he farted.
At least he had the last “wordâ€. And that’s rare.

The End

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.


As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"



So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?"
Cheers
Ray

both long hair Chihuahua.

Jessy and her baby's


Jessy

Elvis at wavebrake

Elvis now

Elvis when he was a baby ,when we got him .

Jessy and her baby's


Jessy

Elvis at wavebrake

Elvis now

Elvis when he was a baby ,when we got him .