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shortie

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  1. yes the plan is to breed him. I have 2 well kinown staffy breeders that are interested.

    Been told stud fee is about $1000 or pick of the litter

    If my other old dog is alive i will take the $

    IF the old fella is gone i will get another puppy

  2. Prostate Exam...Thai Style.

    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a

    prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while

    visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather

    more gentle and accommodating.

    As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

    "At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.

    "I haven't got an erection yet " he said

    "No, but I have" replied the nurse.

  3. A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?†The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!â€

  4. Duct tape and zip ties :laugh:

    Plug spanner

    Screw drivers :

    _large, medium and small flat

    _medium and small phillips

    Long nose pliers

    Normal pliers

    Multi Grips/Vice grips

    WD40 or similar

    Electrical tape

    Rag/s

    Sikaflex

    Duct tape

    Zip ties

    Spare sheer pin

    Spare plugs

    Spare bulbs

    Spare fuses

    Cord (spare) to pull start motor

    Optional

    Razor blade (for wrists)

    Friend with mechanical knowledge

    When in The Force its always very handy to carry another outboard.

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