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  1. Knightsky My Apocalyps but we call him Gus

    12 weeks

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    1 year

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    He will be 2 in February and 22kgs

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    Thats is a great looking dog!

  2. INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES......

    A woman from New York was driving through a remote part

    of Arizona when her car broke down....

    An American Indian on horseback came along and offered

    her a ride to a nearby town.

    She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

    The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the

    Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it

    echoed from the surrounding hills.

    When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service

    station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

    ' What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the

    service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered.

    'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around

    his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

    'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles'.

  3. Mick's

    Missus

    .

    . . . . . Camp'n and Fish'n

    Mick

    was attending his 4wd club's monthly meeting and had just told

    them he couldn't make the upcoming Cape Keraudren (the

    start of the Eighty Mile beach 151 kilometres north east of

    Port Hedland) camping

    and fishing trip because his missus wouldn't let him go

    !!!

    After

    copping the under the thumb remarks and other derisive remarks

    Mick left to go back home to the missus.

    When

    Mick's mates started arriving to set up camp at Cape Keraudren

    the following week who should be there;but Mick sitting up in

    front of Land Rover 4WD, swag rolled out , fishing rod in

    hand, camp oven roast stewingaway in a hot bed of

    coals.

    "How

    did ya talk ya missus into letting you go Mick?"

    "I

    didn't have to ," was Mick's reply."When I left the meeting I

    went home and slumped down in my chair with

    a

    beer to drown my sorrows. Then the missus snuck up behind me

    and covered my eyes and said, "Surprise".

    When

    I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful

    see through negligee and she said ,

    'Carry

    me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do

    whatever you want’.

    SO

    HERE I AM !!!

  4. Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.

    They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little

    Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

    'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Catherine. 'What shall we do?’ Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,' says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns

    'What shall I do now?' she shouts.

    'Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he cling’s on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    'Now what?' shouts Sister Catherine.

    'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.

    'Now you're talking,' says Sister Catherine.

    She opens the window and shouts, 'Get the f**k off the car'.

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