fishingnut

Went past carseldine tackle shop today and she’s all but empty, I thought it was tied in that that mob at Sandgate? Must admit it was pretty run down last time I was in there, used to be a great lil shop to stop in and have a chat. 

Pics make a report Brian so take plenty or I’ll report it as spam 

Good day stuff! Have wanted to get into drones for ages, thanks for the vids !

Yep that’s troy, top guy super helpful and catches fish ! 

Troy at minnkota repairs is your man if u want any info about electric motors 

Locals say put some outside if the flies like it it’s good to go if not chuck it. Not sure on how accurate it is tho ? 

Up for it depending if i sell the 4wd in time 

What baits ?

Anyone been killing afew pests lately ?

my guess is sausage dog hence frank frankfurter

big tailor maybe ?

As for the biggun, whos knows really could have been anything

Whats your prefered technique eug ?

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Anthony Mundine meets a man with a beard. “Are you Mohammed?†he asks.

“No my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.â€

Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Mundine climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, “Are you Mohammed?â€

“Why no,†he answers, “I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.â€

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, “Are you Mohammed?â€

“No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.â€

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Mundine can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs even higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question.

“Are you Mohammed?†he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

“No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?â€

Mundine says, “Yes please!â€

As God looks behind Mundine, he claps his hands and yells out, “Hey, Mohammed! Two coffees!â€

Not even sure this is humor.....Sweet jesus

Oscar Pistorius

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.

White man arrested for murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

What do you call a room full of dead people?

An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name.

Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.

I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.

And the Oscar goes to...

Prison.

Sailing club ramp is on short st, current really rips through there

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.

2 What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.

7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

8. What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.

9. What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

11. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Council workers?

100 people that don't do dyck.