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    Funfisher got a reaction from ubnt in show me your bling :)   
    here are some of my treasures :evil:


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    Funfisher reacted to tugger in 1770 In The Tinnie   
    Lance and I set off from brisbane to stay the night in town at Agnes waters the next morning we set off early heading north to the bunker group. It started off slow with most spots without fish but the fish that did hit the deck were quality. Big red throat and tuskies pulled hard and Lance hooked a big trout it went 65cm.

    We kept working hard and put more trout, rte, tusky and cod in the box. On a spot we had 2 Cobia swim up to the Boat and Lance dropped a bait in front of it taking the bait the cobes took off and after 5 minutes got sharked. Before sunset it was time to look for red emperor. On a red spot I hooked a big tusky only to get sharked with just the head to show no reds turned up either.
    Anchoring up behind the reef we got a good night's sleep then at it again the next day. The one thing with multiple days you get to know where they're biting and when. So the reds might chew early morning and they did I found a small red emperor going 62cm.
    We found no more reds in my go to spot so off to new ground here Lance hooked a good tomatoe cod as I hooked a big red. My fish fought hard head thumping as they do and peeling line at times and slowly I start to gain line. He fought all the way to the Boat and hit the deck at 78cm and about 12kg.

    A marlin swam past the boat and we through baits out with no luck. The fish went off the chew out deep so we moved in close finding a couple more trout. The fish went really quiet and with no wind it was hot and time for a swim.

    The fishing in the late arvo was red hot and the quality was there with Lance landing the best red throat going 55cm and it pulled hard. We bagged out at 5pm on the coral reef fin fish with 40 fish onboard we went to anchor as the wind had picked up.
    The next morning we set off early heading south to a mackerel spot but no luck there. The run home was perfect with less than 5 knots all morning and a good trip home on the road we rolled in just after dark.

     
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    Funfisher reacted to rayke1938 in Funnies 2   
    A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist... The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

    "Yes," she replied, "you are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

    "That s right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

    "Yes," she said, "you are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."

    "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

    "Yes," she said, "you're getting syphilis; which is why I came here in the first place."

    My husband & I were both suffering from depression so we both decided to commit suicide yesterday.

    Strangely enough after he killed himself, I started feeling much better so I thought damn it, I’ll just soldier on.

    Friend 1. “I heard your husband passed away last week.â€

    Friend 2. “Yes he went down to his garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner & dropped dead in the middle of the vegetable patch.â€

    Friend 1. “That’s terrible, what did you do?â€

    Friend 2. “Oh I just opened up a can of peas instead.â€

    A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's violence towards her. The Doc asks: "Tell me about itâ€
    The woman says: "Weeell Doctor , I dinae know what to do.

    Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."



    The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home drunk, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."



    Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
    She says: "Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once!

    Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"

    The Doctor says: "It's really nae big secret.

    The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that’s what does the trick..."

    Cheers
    Ray
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    Funfisher got a reaction from 51MPL in show me your bling :)   
    Hey Koi its the same one BM i know the seller and he offered me a deal i could not refuse, i have not loaded it up on a fish yet but i have cast it around the backyard and it seems to be a great little stick The spiral wrap works a treat.
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    Funfisher got a reaction from sunnydays in show me your bling :)   
    Hey mate they are both the same technology being compile x blanks but they are different rods and the kingbolt is a little shorter.
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    Funfisher got a reaction from NightShadow in Show us your Dogs   
    hahahaha the look on his face is priceless!!!
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    Funfisher got a reaction from sunnydays in show me your bling :)   
    here are some of my treasures :evil:


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    Funfisher got a reaction from reel mate in Long Tail Tuna - Tips & Tricks   
    Pink snapbacks are like candy to longies and your choice of jighead is spot on reel mate the nitro saltwater you pictured seem to track way better than the TT's on a fast retrieve.
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