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    Movember

    in Non-Fishing Chat

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    Hi all
    It MOVEMBER and we want to help you raise awareness and funds for your page.  
    if you are taking part or a mate is taking part (please let them know)
     
    List your link below or post on our fb page and we will share one a day on our FB page and donate $10 to your movember page.
    if your mates are taking part, let  them know so they can post their link below..
     
    Our fb page where we have started highlighting people taking part is here https://www.facebook.com/tackleclub.com.au
     
    cheers
    Rob

  9. Seat covers for 100series cruiser,

    in Boating

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    Hi all

    My old man is visiting on holiday and is looking for sheep skin seat covers for his 100 series land cruiser. Anyone have any recommendations? Tried super cheap and they had all covers except beige and also the old man wants the head rest to be separate from the main seat cover. He is just looking for the front seats to be covered

    Cheers

    Rob

  11. Funnies 2

    in Humour

    Posted

    the 4th one about the zimbabwe bus driver, i remember that being in the national news when i was still in zim. absolute classic.

    I heard they "recaptured" only 19 of them and the twentieth is believed to be flogging tackle somewhere in Australia...:whistle: :unsure:

    :lol: :lol:

    those "WinninG" zimbabweans sure do get around, gotta keep your eye on them, dodgy the lot of em

  12. Funnies 2

    in Humour

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    The Darwin Awards

    In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

    *** Remember.... They walk among us!!!*** And They Breed !!!

    thanks mate what a way to start my morning you can picture some of them happening

    the 4th one about the zimbabwe bus driver, i remember that being in the national news when i was still in zim. absolute classic.

  15. Funnies 2

    in Humour

    Posted

    The Darwin Awards

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

    Here is the glorious winner:

    1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.. This time it worked.

    And now, the Honorable Mentions:

    2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

    3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

    4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

    5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

    6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [if someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

    7.. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

    8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

    9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King inYpsilanti , Michigan at 5 AM., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

    10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

    In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

    *** Remember.... They walk among us!!!*** And They Breed !!!

  16. Funnies 2

    in Humour

    Posted

    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in

    Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

    As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

    "At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.

    "I haven't got an erection" said the man.

    "No, but I have" replied the nurse.

    Repost....booo boooo booo, but at least you have a joke to tell

  18. Funnies 2

    in Humour

    Posted

    not sure if i have posted this before, scanned it from the national paper when i was in zimbabwe.

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    there is usually something along those lines in the paper every couple days.

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