fishingnut

Sailing club ramp is on short st, current really rips through there

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2 What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. 6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. 7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. 8. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. 9. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker. 11. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Council workers? 100 people that don't do dyck.

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, no. She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now remove my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it.....constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!!"

Very nice rig mate

Only a Farm Kid... When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

Is he ever gonna breed shortie?

Im pretty sure there is a steve starling popping or jigging rod at bcf I seen a while ago for about $130ish? then you just gotta find say a stradic 8000 and your in the game Cheers

rodent

Running a 2500 ATM but might try a 2004 on it soon, awesome crank bait rod

Will post some tomorrow, have some new stuff too

HES a cracker! bloody nice dog there shortie

:blush: Sorry mate, went puppy shopping today....

Thats a beautifull girl you have there shortie, not sure about the lazer eyes though!

AWESOME :woohoo:

thats more then me You turn side ways and disappear

Chuck up some pics of ya boat jeremy!

Jeez that dogs bent in that first pic

What about youngy?