Short Ones
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"Darling," he breathed, after making love I
doubt if I'll ever be able to get over you,
so would you mind answering the phone?"
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Two accountants were discussing a colleague's
interest in one of the firm's new secretaries.
"I just don't get it." said one. "She's an
airhead -- nothing going on upstairs. "That
may be true," replied the other, "but I don't
think that's the floor he's getting off on."
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When Roy and Michael found out their wives
were attending a sex-toy party, they refused
to go and pick them up. Instead they decided
to leave them to their own devices.
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A woman participating in a survey was asked
how she felt about condoms. She said,
"Depends on what's in it for me."