Great fish mate! I kept spilling my beers too until I bought one of these anti-tip cans. They work very well. Holds tight on any flat surface but releases immediately when you lift it for a drink. They’re not cheap but then neither is beer!
If you look closely at all his photos you’ll notice his cigs aren’t lit. Brian actually gave up years ago but he knew the new badge’s system was coming, and wanted to stay the butt (pun intended) of all your jokes to climb up the badges ranking quicker. It’s obviously working because he passed my green fig leaf stage ages ago.
Look on the bright side Kat. He has to wash it (given the blood bath it went through), scale and fillet it, prepare it and then cook it. All you’ve really got to do is check the use by date on the pack.