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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." ~~~~~ Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, " Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops." ~~~~~ Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months. ~~~~~ One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?" ~~~~~ I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it." ~~~~~ My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring." ~~~~~ Another guy told the doctor that he thought He was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." ~~~~~ When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places. ~~~~~ You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner." Chubbstar lives on through this thread. Keep it rolling. Ray

During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married' 'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.. 'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.' After a moment of silence, .........................he farted. At least he had the last “wordâ€. And that’s rare. The End

Ok you are saying that the steer motor is working but you still havent answered the question can you spin the motor manually. Whar Dell and myself are tryinbg to work out is the sheer pin broken or is the motor seized or an electrical problem,. Why not ring Jervis Walker direct and speak to one of their techs who will be quite happy to talk you through it. If you need parts they are very reasonably priced and they will courier to you. 61 8 8244 8790 . Cheers Ray

Do you mean that you can see the centre shaft of the prop turning but the prop doesnt turn or that nothing happens when you operate the foot pedal? Cheers Ray

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?" Cheers Ray

Monica Lewinsky turns 50. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth......

I was listening to the radio this morning when the Host invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives: Best call was from the chap who called his wife "Harvey Norman" - explaining ... “Absolutely no interest for 36 months†cheers ray

What breed Dave? Cheers Ray

This one for the allstation lovers. />http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=f309fSTWYo4 Cheers Ray

Irish Mirror After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror......................................................................................... As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.' Cheers Ray

Basic Economics brought up to date SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. The government charges a gift tax. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. Goldman Sachs (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks rather attractive......... Cheers Ray

But you get to buy a lot of lures :evil: Cheers Ray

The Boss??? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, So in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, The stomach was bloated, The legs got wobbly, The eyes got watery, And the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss . The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The ass hole is usually in charge

http://stores.ebay.com.au/Spinny-Things-Trailer-Parts/TECHNICAL-GUIDE.html Its all there plus a lot more. Cheers Ray

The area that Sari96 is speaking is aland locked lake subdivision at Wellington Point.I( am uncertain weather it is fresh or salt. I am leaning towards fresh. If fresh would have tilapia for certain. Maybe someone local will know for certain. Cheers Ray

A farmer named Eric was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in New South Wales when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Eric looks at the man, obviously a city yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the farmer and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Eric. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Eric says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a senator in the Government", says Eric. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the farmer. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ... Now give me back my dog. Cheers Ray

Depends on size of boat and motor. I have a 16ft tinney with 50hp merc 4 stroke on it. I used around 45 to 50 l at Monduran over 6 days of boating but mainly trolling for 6 to 8 hours a day so and also did not travel far . 4 strokes only use around 50% of the fuel of a 2 stroke. Servicing costs need to be considered I am currently looking at $350 plus parts for my annual service. At the other extreme my neighbour has a grady white with 2 X 150 hp yammy 4 strokes hanging off it and he is up for $4 to $500 to fill his tanks after a weekender out wide. I do not ask for a fuel contribution as I am already going fishing and do not travel big distances in the boat. I make a point of letting my decky know what he needs to bring along and also advise them of the style of fishing that I do. I only expect 2 things. Being punctual. And a thankyou at end of day If that doesnt happen no more invites. Cheers Ray

Up the Gulf they are a top bait for grunter down here they are ok for both sand and mud crabs. Flesh ok for bream and small liveys for shark and thready.When I keep them for liveys in the live well I nip the tip off their spines may seem cruel but I dont want a spike in the hand. Cheers Ray

Ryan Young had a couple of old 25hp tiller steer that you may be able to canabalise the tiller arm etc off. He may have sold them. From memory the earlier omc s were fairly simple to convert only having to bolt on parts without changing base plate. If you have to change base plate its a bugga of a job as you will be undoing bolts that havent moved since the motor was built. Ring around some of the wreckers they will be able to tell you if its feasabile. Cheers Ray