fishingnut

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2 What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

8. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

9. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

11. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Council workers?
100 people that don't do dyck.

I had this info saved on my pc on the 5 main boat ramps at Caloundra.

1. Bell's Creek - (Quite shallow on low tide,Multi lane,not too bad in windy conditions, sandy beach either side of ramp great yabby banks adjacent.
2. Military Jetty - Two single ramps very open to the elements, ramps had work done on them a while of ago , caution with the sand bags along each side of ramp as they are getting barnacles so watch the duco on the boat.
3.Powerboat Club - This would be the most popular ramp for the area, It has 4 lanes, good parking, sandy beach either side, It's not to bad in most conditions however a bad South Easterly can cause havoc.
4. Sailing Club - This ramp is the closest to the Bar for outside trips good deep water, single lane, not a great deal of parking, once again this ramp is affected by SE wind, and the current gets quite strong in this area, it is down on the corner close to the Coast Guard at Caloundra.
5. Memorial Ramp - This ramp is quite unforgiving you have rocks either side, it is only a single lane, the SE wind makes this a dangerous ramp , however this ramp is great for anyone who doesn't like crossing bars because it's located out on the point east of King's Beach, very limited parking. ( You normally only see aluminum boats using this one)
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Might be useful to someone

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2 What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

8. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

9. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

10. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

11. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Council workers?
100 people that don't do dyck.

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.


Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, no.


She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

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Only a Farm Kid...

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...


"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

Only a Farm Kid...

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...


"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

Nice Alpaca :whistle:

She has a BIG tongue

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.


As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"



So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?"
Cheers
Ray

Pulled this from one of my favourite sites..........

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, “Make mine a VB."

To which the boss of XXXX rejoined, "I'll have a XXXX, the King of Beers."

And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."

The General Manager of Coopers paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.

"Well,†he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

Im pretty sure there is a steve starling popping or jigging rod at bcf I seen a while ago for about $130ish? then you just gotta find say a stradic 8000 and your in the game

Cheers

rodent

Running a 2500 ATM but might try a 2004 on it soon, awesome crank bait rod

Running a 2500 ATM but might try a 2004 on it soon, awesome crank bait rod

Will post some tomorrow, have some new stuff too

Maybe you should take up pottery instead, fishing doesn't seem to be your thing. Then again maybe pottery isn't either as you need patience for both.

AWESOME :woohoo:

It doesn't matter where he picks his first job up at, the kid is looking and planning and is to be applauded for that alone.