The Cork

[Gad]

George and Jack are in the dressing rooms taking a shower after their football game, when Jack notices that George has a huge cork stuck in his rear end.

'If you do not mind me saying' stated Jack, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

'Alas, I cannot' lamented George. 'It`s permanently stuck in my rear end'

'I do not understand' said Jack.

George replies, 'Coming out of the car park this morning, I decided to take the short cut down the untidy alleyway and I tripped over an old oil lamp. There was a huge puff of smoke and an old man with a white beard, wearing an Akubra hat and using an Australian Flag as a cape, materialised in front of me.

He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I will grant you one wish'

I said, 'really mate, No poo?'

[ellicat]

I thought it may have been Bob Brown sat on an upsidedown wine bottle :ohmy: :S

[Gad]

I thought it may have been Bob Brown sat on an upsidedown wine bottle :ohmy: :S

for some odd reason, I`m inclined to suspect he may have been posing as Captain Aussie :pinch: