another funny

[madmullet]

Cojoined twins walk into aSydney pub

... and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, were joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two VB thanks."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to the States next month," says John. "We go to the States every year, hire a car, and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, The States!" says the bartender. "Wonderful Country .... the climate, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says John. "Pies, peas and VB, that's us, eh, Jim? And we can't stand the Yanks; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Aussies."

"So why keep going to The States?" asks the bartender.

"Cause It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

[Homer4duff]

Bom Bom..two elephants falling off a cliff lol