Quotes About Mother`s

[Gad]

Happy Mother's Day

The joys of motherhood

are never fully experienced

until the children are in bed.

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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

Unknown

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Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Author Unknown

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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.

Peter De Vries

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Calvin Trillin

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Phyllis Diller

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Mark Twain

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My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of cake for five people, promptly announces she never did care for cake.

Tenneva Jordan

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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Irish Proverb

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Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Author Unknown

[Guest]

[keen_as]

That last one's a goodie.

[ellicat]

This thread needsto be edited heavily before the women read it :woohoo:

[Guest]

This thread needsto be edited heavily before the women read it :woohoo:

To late your a wanted Man now :evil:

[ellicat]

They all want me, Kiwiboy. It's only natural :whistle: :silly: :blush:

[Gad]

This thread needsto be edited heavily before the women read it :woohoo:

To late your a wanted Man now :evil:

whaattt.... I thought this was a mens only club :ohmy: