Bin laden jokes.

[keen_as]

I'm sure some of us have heard them, but for those of us that haven't here we go.

Breaking News 6 Irishmen have just drowned dancing on Bin Laden's grave.

Osama Bin Laden seeks out a fortune teller, since he knows there is a price on his head. The fortune teller says. "You will die on a major US holiday" Bin Laden says " Which one?" She replies, "Doesn't matter. Whatever day you die, it's gonna be a major US holiday.

Elton Joh is to write a tribute song following Bin Laden't death. Sandals in the Bin

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Imigration, Mohammed Omar warned Australia that if military action against Iraq & Afghanistan continues Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of Cab Drivers & if this action does not yield sufficient results, Telstra Customer Service Reps will be next, followed by Centrelink Officers, Telemarketers, and finally Queensland Doctors. This Is Getting Ugly!!!

[Guest]

I'm sure some of us have heard them, but for those of us that haven't here we go.

Breaking News 6 Irishmen have just drowned dancing on Bin Laden's grave.

Osama Bin Laden seeks out a fortune teller, since he knows there is a price on his head. The fortune teller says. "You will die on a major US holiday" Bin Laden says " Which one?" She replies, "Doesn't matter. Whatever day you die, it's gonna be a major US holiday.

Elton Joh is to write a tribute song following Bin Laden't death. Sandals in the Bin

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar warned Australia that if military action against Iraq & Afghanistan continues Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of Cab Drivers & if this action does not yield sufficient results, Telstra Customer Service Reps will be next, followed by Centrelink Officers, Telemarketers, and finally Queensland Doctors. This Is Getting Ugly!!!

I love this part.................This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar A cave

[tomca]

What do Bin Ladin and Kate Middleton have in common?

They both had their back door smashed in got shot in the face by a bloke in the Navy

[keen_as]

The new bin laden cocktial, 2 shots and a splash of water.

[RyanG45]

i heard one similar to keen_as its theres a new coffee drink called osama bin latte it has a fluffly white beard and 2 shots in it

cheers ryan