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Croc vs Women

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A guy enters a bar carrying a croc. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitals inside. The croc will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the croc's mouth. Croc closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the croc on the head. The croc opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

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