FUNNY AUSSIE FACTS

[BIG DAVE 1]

My mate sent me this as an email, i thought iud share it with you guys

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a

Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish

kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows

on a Japanese television.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house

faster

than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the

way

to the back of the shop to get their off the shelf medication at the

back of the shop which healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large

Fries

and a DIET COKE!

Only in Australia ... do banks leave doors open and chain the Pens to

the counters.

Only in Australia..... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a

skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

* 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their

tongue.

* 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

* 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree

while

the fairy lights were plugged in.

* 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a

lit cigarette in their mouth.

* A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two

years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

DAVE

[ando_04]

haha there some funny facts lol good old aussies

[BIG DAVE 1]

i started to worry about the guys who got sent to hospital because they opened beers with there teeth. I do that all the time.

DAVE

[Tim a]

haha it makes me proud to be an aussie... But I was wondering about the pizza faster than an ambulance... what about America?

[Brian D]

Dave hav you not seen the Tooheys Beer add when the chick opens the beer with her?????

[BIG DAVE 1]

if i could fit a beer lid in my belly button id give it a go, i believe god gave us cainine teeth so we could open caronas and crownies before bottle openers were made.

DAVE

[Guest]

:lol: :lol: I enjoyed reding this so so so so True

[madmullet]

awsom:lol: :lol:

[keen_as]

Funny stuff