Scot

[Red]

A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman shouts \" Awa ye feel hoor that âs full Oâ coos Sharn\"

(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shid.)

The man shouts back \"I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you\".

The Scotsman shouts back \"Use both hands, you'll get more in.\"

[Angus]

Ach, nice one Red.

Im assuming they were wee heeland coos.

Angus

[Red]

You Know Your Scottish When...

1 You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2 You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.

3 You can make whole sentences by just using swear words.

4 You know what haggis is made from yet you still eat it.

5 Somebody you know used the football schedule to plan their wedding date.

6 You ve been at a wedding and the football scores are announced in the church/chapel.

7 Your holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

8 You measure distance in minutes.

9 You know Iron Bru is a hangover cure.

10 You learned to swear before you learned to do sums.

[STU]

Nothing like a bit of scot in you haha