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Wayne Carey Jokes


Fisher_90

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We've all heard about the latest off field performances, i received this email today lol.

Enjoy!

Wayne Carey Jokes

Q. What's the difference between Skippy and Wayne Carey?

A: Skippy can root who he likes and still be a kangaroo!

Q: What's the difference between Wayne Carey and the Titanic?

A: Only 1600 people went down on the Titanic.

A new poll asked 1,000 women if they would have sex with Wayne

Carey.

70% said, "Never again."

Q: Why does Wayne Carey wear boxer shorts?

A: To keep his ankles warm

Q: What is the first thing Wayne Carey does when he gets out of

bed?

A: He goes home.

A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic which was

much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars,

he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"

The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being

caught cheating that he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse

himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him,

fans hate him, his team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1

million from his footy contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for

him."

"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so

far?"

"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still

siphoning."

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