Tax..

[Funfisher]

so true..

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think..

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he's laid.

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

It’s time to apply

The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax

Airline surcharge tax

Airline Fuel Tax

Airport Maintenance Tax

Building Permit Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Goods and Services Tax (GST)

Death Tax

Dog License Tax

Driving Permit Tax

Environmental Tax (Fee)

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment (UI)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Petrol Tax (too much per litre)

Gross Receipts Tax

Health Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Interest Tax

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Mortgage Tax

Personal Income Tax

Property Tax

Poverty Tax

Prescription Drug Tax

Real Estate Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Retail Sales Tax

Service Charge Tax

School Tax

Telephone Federal Tax

Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sa les Tax

Water Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax And Now Julia Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax !

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the "Hell" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

I hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!

GO AHEAD - - - be an Australian !!!!!!!!!!

[ellicat]

:woohoo: :lol:

This is one of those "things" Waldo was talking about ! :lol:

Great timing

[rayke1938]

More yank redneck stuff not even properly adopted to Australian conditions.

Seems like some people need to emigrate to a 3rd world country where they do not have our conditions and lifestyle and experience the difference and then they may realise how lucky we are to have our lifestyle and share it with others that are less fortunate.

Whenever i cet a rubbish email similal to a couple that have been on the forum recently I do a reply all and state that I do not wish to have anything to do with the originater if that reflects their thinking.

Cheers

Ray

[Gad]

sorry hit submit instead of cancell.

But why waste a post...I see the rednecks sweetheart Pauline is running for the NSW senate.

[planetfonz]

imagine how well off our fine country will be when we introduce the illiterate uneducated bogan tax!

[ellicat]

Surely not. Not now we've enabled every child to have the opportunity to go to school :whistle:

Oh, that's right - they already did have that opportunity. Now I understand the "revolution" part of it hahahaha.....Political circle work. :pinch: