Stay off your bike...

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Mrs Brown discovered that her dog (a Schnauzer) could barely hear, so she took it to the veterinary clinic. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and trimmed the offending hair, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell Mrs Brown that, if she wanted to keep the hair problem from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Mrs Brown went off to the chemist and picked up some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Mrs Brown said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "OK then,if you intend using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Mrs Brown indignantly replied, "I'm am not using it on my legs either.If you really must know, I`ll be using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well in that case lady, you had better stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

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