Fishing in Ireland

[Gazza]

Mick and Paddy were walking along when they came to a bridge and see a big pile of fish and a man holding another by the ankles

They walk up to the Aussie bloke and says now how dem hell ya get all dees fish to which the Aussie replies Well in Ireland the fish are so dumb I hang onto my mates ankles and lower him to the water he then puts his hands next to the water and when they come up for a look he grabs them and I pull him up

Mick says dats amazin can we try ? The Aussie says sure mate but find your own bridge for sure for sure paddy says so off they go .

they find a bridge and Paddy says Mick you better hold me matey as your bigger than me so Micks holding Paddy for 5 min Mick yells out ya got one yet reply nah nuthin 10 min later paddy have ya got sumtin Nah again well this goes on for an hour when mick yells Have Ya got sumtin as me arms are getting bloody sore Paddy YELLS back nah but pull me up quik dares a bloody big train comin :pinch: