K MART

[Gad]

A very loud,unattractive,mean-acting woman walked into K MART with her two kids,yelling obscenties at them all the way through the entrance.

The K MART greeter said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to K MART.Nice children you have there.Are they twins?.

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,"Hell no,the eldest one is 9 the other is 7.

Why the hell would you think they`re twins/Are you blind or just stupid"?

I am neither blind nor stupid,Ma`am,replied the greeter."I just couldn`t believe you got laid twice".Have a good day and thank you for shopping at K MART.

[hulk]

that is awesome Gad pure gold

[Shrimpo]

Bahahahahaha, LMFAO.

[Stinger]

Those K Mart people can be so hurtful at times. :laugh: :laugh:

Great Joke Gad

[Smiderman]

thats clever

[Nitris]

dam sharp and whity.. they should do stand up and have stabs at the crowd.. :woohoo: