Never Argue with a Woman

[tugger]

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside

cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,

and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fisheries officer in his boat..

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Madam. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the fisheries officer.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day madam,' and he left.

[Travis]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: classic

[dassa]

An oldie but a goodie.

When I read the title of the thread I thought somone had been talking to my misses :laugh: :laugh:

[marlin magic]

dassa wrote:

An oldie but a goodie.

When I read the title of the thread I thought somone had been talking to my misses :laugh: :laugh:

mine too :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[natang]

That is hilarious!

[stingray]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is gold 5/5 love it! nice post

[jnewy]

:laugh: cool