Queenslander joke.

[kiwifisho]

Two boys in Brisbane playing football in the park when one of the boys is attacked by a savage Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook..

But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again.

"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack!†he jots in his notebook.

"I'm not a Broncos fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter starts again: "Maroons Supporter Risks Life In Heroic Rescue"

"I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.

"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.

"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Cockroach Bastard Vandalises Fence And Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[Gad]

Gotta luv the Kiwis` at Origin time,they hate the Blues too :evil:

[Scope]

Sounds about right for the 'news' that comes out of the courier mail too!

[uglyfish]

Lmao, that's gold!

[Gad]

Sounds about right for the 'news' that comes out of the courier mail too!

someone woke up grumpy this morning :whistle:

[Surfingant]

Brilliant

[Scope]

Sounds about right for the 'news' that comes out of the courier mail too!

someone woke up grumpy this morning :whistle:

haha nah mate I woke up with a smile on my face! ... and a massive post celebration hangover!

It just seems that the courier mail is more for entertainment purposes than actual news half the time.

Have you seen the bumper stickers that say: Is it true? Or did you read it in the courier mail?

[haines490slc]

What is red and yellow and looks good on Michael Ennis? Fire.

[Oconnell]

hahahah Ennis of fire...... the grub!!!!

Did u hear the trains were stopped at roma street station yesterday?

Someone jumped in front of a train....... QLD police were asking "was it the blues coach"

QR replied "no if it was we would have keep the train running"!!!

[Gad]

Sounds about right for the 'news' that comes out of the courier mail too!

someone woke up grumpy this morning :whistle:

haha nah mate I woke up with a smile on my face! ... and a massive post celebration hangover!

It just seems that the courier mail is more for entertainment purposes than actual news half the time.Have you seen the bumper stickers that say: Is it true? Or did you read it in the courier mail?

They don`t call it Ripleys` Daily for nothing