I have a very sick sense of humour.

[rayke1938]

Apology to P&H.

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow..... He sits at the counter

and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the bloke bravely asks

"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says,

"Nah, ye can gae ahead."

Eagerly the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back into the bowl.

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

Cheers

Ray

[jeff f]

classic

[Surfingant]

Brilliant

[Yoodles82]

Even i gagged at the end of that joke!

Classic :-)

[zan0_15]

hahaha some of the sickest jokes are the funniest. im lucky enough to have a couple of mates who hav incredibly weak stomachs and a wild imagination, sick jokes are a bucket of fun with them, really get the dry reachin going

[blockah]

:sick: sick but funny. lol

[The Mad Hughesy]

I'm glad I've already had my dinner tonight lol

[jnewy]

good 1 ray lol

[Guest]

Enjoyed the read

Cheers

Darren

[raptor]

made a good start to my day

thanks,

[faulked]

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?" The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway. The biker asks her "Do you smoke?" The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool." The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" The little old lady says "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

[pancakes_and_haggis]

Haha