Australian Citizen

[Angus]

Australian Government

Department of Immigration and

Multicultural and Indigenous Affairs

Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to

qualify for Australian Citizenship

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your

cattle dog?

2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you

could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.

A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In

40C heat.

c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues

fine.

4. How many beers in a slab?

5. You call that a knife, this is a knife. True or False?

6. Does \"yeah-nah\" mean

a) \"Yes and no\"

\"Maybe\"

c) \"Yes I understand but No I don't agree\"?

7. The phrases \"strewth\" and \"flamin' dingo\" can be attributed to which TV character?

a) Toadie from Neighbours

Alf from Home & Away

c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection

d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages

a) Once or twice

As often as necessary to cook

c) After each stubby

d) Until charcoal?

9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:

a) Drinking beer at a mate's place

Drinking beer at the beach

c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy

d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the

beach?

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to

England?

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

a) Squirt and spread with finger

Sauce injection straight into the middle?

17. If the police raided your home would you:

a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items

Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain

c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it

personally?

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer

the fastest?

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

20. Thongs are:

a) Skimpy underwear

Casual footwear

c) They're called jandals, bro?

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?

a) 1993

1997

c) 2001

d) 2005

22. What is someone more likely to die of:

a) Red Back Spider

Great White Shark

c) Victorian Police Officer

d) King Brown Snake

e) Your missus after a big night

f) Dropbear?

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?

25. Explain both the \"follow-on\" and \"LBW\" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for

the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

a) Ricky Ponting

Don Bradman

c) John Howard

d) Makybe Diva?

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:

a) When the cricket's on

When the cricket's on

c) When the cricket’s on?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?

33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

34. A \"Hoppoate\" is:

a) A breed of kangaroo

A kind of Australian \"wedgie\"

c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

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[FISH_mad_POM]

so far mate its #10 only - Bon Scott

looks like i`d better cancel them flights !!!

ha ha ha

Fish_Mad_Pom

[FISH_mad_POM]

and #29 mate - i reckon its a polar bear !

well thats my music and drink sorted !!

surely ive passed

Post edited by: FISH_mad_POM, at: 2007/04/15 02:40

[Feral]

Thats all right - hal fof it is wrong - these young whipper snappers dunno the proper terminology.

IE When did a carton of Grog become a \"Slab\"

Real men dont need ice on beer,although it is a nice option.

Who the h#ll ever made it to lunch on christmas before passing out? little own wasting drinking room by comsuming food?

Mexicans dont count as Australians, no decent australian would know what a middie is!

:evil:

[jeff f]

and for question 34 D; a maori proctologist