Rectum

[Gazza]

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was \"flying\" down the road yesterday, a woman

passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other

side lying in Wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,

with classic

Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, \"What's

your hurry?\"

To which she replied, \"I'm late for work.\"

\"Oh yeah,\" said the cop, \"what do you do?\"

I'm a rectum stretcher,\" she responded.

The cop stammered, \"A what? A rectum Stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?

\"Well,\" she said, \"I start by inserting one finger, then

work my way up

To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my

whole hand in. I Work from side to side until I can get both hands in,

and then I slowly But surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.\"

\"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot

arsehole?\"

he asked

\"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a

bridge...\"

[faulked]

r.o.f.l.:woohoo:

[jeff f]

brilliant

[pcsolutionman]

lol wheres booty lol