THE HYPNOTIST

[Lozzel]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. ." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the the chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"POO!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude was never invited back to entertain.

[bootyinblue]

Please explain??????

[Jords]

Hahahahah , love it

[bootyinblue]

Ohh ok... yea yea, I get it now!

[dansike]

Ohh ok... yea yea, I get it now!

haha mate, bit slow on the uptake there

[bootyinblue]

Still only running on a couple of cylinders after coming back from a cruise yesterday. I have never eaten, drunk or partied so hard for a straight week.

[dansike]

I thought you guys were meant to set a good example??? I guess when you're mixing in with us "real people" then you're allowed to have some fun hey, LOL. Good to hear you had a good time mate. Hope you've got a few more days to recover before going back to the grind.

[mac]

very funny

thanks

mac