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[Gazza]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W

and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites

Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an

intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way

that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was

by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

[kriso]

mate thats awesome would of loved to seen it

[Gazza]

It was not me bud :woohoo:

it was taken from a funny section in a forum I run :pinch:

just thought I\"d share

[Master Sardines]

Kriso Kriso Kriso :blush: :whistle:

[kriso]

yeah i'll believe anything for a while

[Brian D]

Come on Gazza she was only making pleasant conversation and hitting on you. Why you burn her so bad:laugh:

Good story.

Kriso and if you think there is fish in sumerset then you will believe anything.:ohmy:

Post edited by: Brian D, at: 2007/07/26 21:30