Advice please.

[rayke1938]

missus has been the coast with her sister for last week enjoying herself going to Twin Towns, Casino, Markets, revolving restuarents etc whilst i have been lonely with nothing to do but going fishing or being.\ on line wishing i was fishing.

I have had to cook for myself and all sorts of unmanly undignified things such as finding clean shirts etc.

She didnt even show me how to use the microwave and i had to boil up frozen dinners in a big saucepan to heat them up.

She is coming home tomorrow.

Do you think that I should wash up the dishes, make the bed, do some washing, sweep the floors and vacuum to make her welcome of just leave it all as a pig sty so that she will know that I cant manage without her?

Cheers

Ray

Ps She even went into a adult shop and asked them if they had any spray on condoms said she wanted to spray it on my head.Her sister said sh!t and left.

[jeff f]

yeah you gotta make her feel needed mate

[Aaron H]

If it was me Ray, I would mop, vacuum, clean like theres no tommorrow, the roasting that my missus would give me makes a couple of hours cleaning a breeze. Another tip Black and White cleaning do a great job as well :evil: though might be a bit late notice

[chubbstar]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Where else would she spray it mate :laugh: :laugh:

Leave it the way it is, but buy her some flowers;)

Make it so they deliver them just after she gets home and your out in the shed;) Then when you come back inside you can get that spray out and give it a whirl:blink: :laugh: :laugh:

Jayson

[Feral]

She'll whinge anyway, depends on the level of whinging you can put up with!

[rayke1938]

Leave it the way it is, but buy her some flowers.

If I did that she would want to know what i have been up to.

[kriso]

i reckon clean and make it look like she isnt needed so she might suck up to ya so ya dont get rid of her. lol