That`s how the fight started

[Gad]

Maria comes home from seeing the doctor,and tells Luigi the doctor wants her to take a sample back to him.

Mairia asks Luigi “whats a sampleâ€

Luigi says he doesn`t know and to go and ask Mrs Smith next door.

5 minutes later Maria comes back,her blouse is torn,her hair all over the place.

“Whatta happen†demands Luigi.

Maria replies “I ask Mrs Smith what do I do,she said go and p#ss in a bottle,I tell her to go sh#t in her hatâ€

“And that`s how the fight startedâ€

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah",I said "she can order for herself."

And that`s how the fight started...

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that`s how the fight started.....

[HookedOnTackle]

LOL

pure gold!

[jeff f]

i was driving to work the other morning and i hit another car up the arse

we pulled over to the side of the road

the driver of the other car got out and came up to my window

he was a dwarf

he said i'm not happy

so i said well wich one are you then....

thats haw the fight started

[Gad]

jeff f..I`ve also noticed on accassions,that some of the vertically challanged don`t have a sense of humour. :laugh: