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That`s how the fight started


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Maria comes home from seeing the doctor,and tells Luigi the doctor wants her to take a sample back to him.

Mairia asks Luigi “whats a sampleâ€

Luigi says he doesn`t know and to go and ask Mrs Smith next door.

5 minutes later Maria comes back,her blouse is torn,her hair all over the place.

“Whatta happen†demands Luigi.

Maria replies “I ask Mrs Smith what do I do,she said go and p#ss in a bottle,I tell her to go sh#t in her hatâ€

“And that`s how the fight startedâ€

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah",I said "she can order for herself."

And that`s how the fight started...

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that`s how the fight started.....

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