A Catholic Heart Attach

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A CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK

An American suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay

for his treatment.

She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'

He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'

He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

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funny as a fart in a wetsuit, just kidding, top joke. Maybe we could have a dedicated, "joke of the day" thread.

Grasshopper walks into a bar, Barman says, "There`s a drink named after you,, grasshopper says, " What" Kevin".